{RANDOM} This is why he's hot, Jonghyun is a hottie, neh?

okay.. so i have been surfing through the web... and i found this!
haha, i couldn't stop laughing from this ^_____^

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Why He?s Hot {REDUX}:

-Sit the fuck down and pay attention, ?cause I?m about to drop some knowledge. Let me introduce you to Kim motherfucking JongHyun. Just take a look at this GQ motherfucker, he may not be the leader of the Korean boyband SHINee, but sometimes he thinks he is one.

-Believe me when I?ll tell you this kid can sing. You can make fun of his Engrish skills, but you?ll still wet your panties whenever you hear him sing.
He puts a lot of emotions in whatever he does. Doesn?t matter if it comes to sining, dancing, being bored, playing with confetti like a little kid, or even crying, yes, you heard me, this guy is not afraid to cry.

-And yes, he may look like a dinosaur, but so fucking what? He?s still hotter than you, and he knows it. Maybe he is short, but that doesn?t change the fact he?s the hottest motherfucker on Earth. It takes only one take with his intense stare and BAMF, you?re pregnant. If that?s not enough, I?m sure you?ll like this part, cause damn, he really likes pulling his tongue out. And he does it ALL THE TIME.

-Maybe Siwon has the best facial expressions, but this boy ain?t worse. He can be cute, sexy, surprised, play dumb, melt your heart with his beautiful smile, and heck, he even makes drinking 100 times sexier. Of course we can?t forget about his personality, cause he is the nicest guy you?ll ever meet. You can be sure that if he?ll take you on a date, it?ll be the best date ever.

Why He?s Hot:

-This sexy piece of ass is one of the lead vocalists of the Kpop group, SHINee, Kim Jonghyun. He can turn a sweet ballad into a song full of sex with his breathy voice. You can just imagine how hot and bothered he?ll make you when he whispers your name.

-He fucking knows how fit he is. Who fucking cares if he?s shorter than a lot of other idols? He can let you HANG off his wonderfully muscled arms and not even sweat. Though he looks abso-fucking-lutely delectable sweaty.

-It doesn?t matter what he wears; a fluffy hat, a fucking tie-dyed shirt, a baseball cap, feathers on his pretty head, SKINTIGHT PANTS, pimp!chains around his neck, a suit or even some weird green thing. What matters is what?s under all of that.

-He?s called Raptor for a goddamn reason. Not only are the faces he pulls onstage fucking hot, especially when he adds a little tongue but you can bet he?ll just ravish you like the fucking Raptor he is. Of course, his gorgeous hair lends some credit to the name too. Into sparkly shit in your trees? Well, you?d want this Bling-Bling in your bed instead.

-A complete Adonis of perfection, every single feature seems to be carved out of fucking marble. You can cut a bitch with his sharp jawline and probably blind a million fangirls with his adorable smile. And those sex shoulders that?ll make you faint to the floor with just one shrug. I don?t think you?d mind death by Raptor. Heaven?ll be much

credit: to whoever wrote this